Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Nine words women use

1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
And you need to shut up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
Minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
You should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) Go ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
Misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
Wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about
Nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) That’s okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can
Make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
Deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
You’re welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of politely swearing at you.
9.) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
This is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
Now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3. Then you RUN!


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